#Outlander, Epi 211 Re-cap: The Duke loses his head, Rupert loses an eye and Claire is Gaidheliterate!

We find via Claire’s posh voice-over, that the Highlanders are camped in Northern England, no other soldiers have joined up #Chickens and they’re awaiting orders from Prince Charles.  Because Claire can’t sit still for five minutes without pestering somebody, she’s pulling teeth from the mouths of innocent citizens as Rupert looks on cringing.

The fancifully dressed military poobas are urging the clueless Prince to turn back, but he won’t listen because he thinks the voice in his head is God rather than just his inbred ravings.  Jamie is the only one who backs him up and Charlie storms out of their meeting.  Jamie gives Claire the bad news, they won’t take London and change history because the Officers refused.  Jamie tells his men, they’re heading back to Lallybroch for winter.

That night Claire is sleeping and Jamie is whispering Gaidhlig sweet nothings in her ear and my Grinch heart grows two sizes more.  She wakes and asks what he said, he tells her he can say things to her while she sleeps that he can’t say when she’s awake. Oh my…



Next morning, Dougal bursts into their room and gives Jamie a note from the Prince telling him to take his men to Inverness and resupply for winter. #Foreshadow  The officers banished Jamie cuz they want him out of the Prince’s posse due to his influence.  The cherry on top of this ice cream sundae, is the Prince also took Jamie’s horse. Meme_ScotFlag
The Highlanders have made camp by a river,  when suddenly they’re under attack by the English.  The MacKenzie-Frasers mount up and gallop off leading the English away from the Highlanders who’re on foot.  Suddenly the English come up behind them and shoot Rupert in the eye and Dougal does a fancy ‘Three Musketeers’ move and jumps to Rupert’s horse saving him.  Jamie yells ‘Bradshaw’ or similar which is Gaidhlig for ‘turn off the road and quietly hide from the English cuz they can’t track us!’ and I need to remember that phrase.

They take refuge in a church and Claire shoves Rupert down on the alter and digs the bullet out of his eye with a knife and I consider keeping a bucket nearby cuz if she’s gonna keep pulling this random shizzle, I’m gonna need a place to puke.  Claire gives Rupert an eye patch and says they’ll get him a peg leg and a parrot to complete his pirate costume, and I’m SO happy that Diana G wrote this episode and added her humorous comments that I bellow Tulach Ard Y’all, do a couple of fist pumps and startle my little dog.

It’s night time and the church is surrounded by the English, Jamie wants to surrender because of the price on his head, but Claire yells ‘Help’ and pretends to be a captive.  The redcoats fall for it and take Claire and let the rest go free and I’m so glad they didn’t have social media back then because there’s only so many times you can pull that one and get away with it. Due to Claire’s glass face, wee Fergus tells her to faint, that way she won’t have to explain her guilty expression. Meme_BabesMouths
The English arrive in a small town and Claire is spotted by Hugh Munro outside a tavern where they’re to spend the night.  Next morning Claire wakes up and is told she’s being taken to Belmont House to stay with a rich Englishman.  As they leave, she sees Munro and manages to not so subtly relay a message to him. Meme_HughKidding
Turns out the Englishman is the Duke of Sandringham who pretends not to recognize Claire so the English leave her there. They settle in to dinner and the Duke says he’s suffering as he has to make do with only a butler, valet and a 3-day a week cook.  He was once in the Tower of London for being a suspected Jacobite and the house is being watched. Meanwhile, Murtagh and Jamie steal two horses and are galloping in the direction they think they’ll find Claire.  The Duke didn’t reveal Claire’s identity because he too wants to be rescued by Jamie. #GetInLine  It seems the Duke ‘knows a guy.’ Dis guy can get a note past da soldiers if she’s gives her word that he’ll be rescued too.  Meme_AvoidTower
She writes a note in Gaidhlig and Sandy says he’ll have it delivered to Hugh Munro who’ll take it to Jamie.  Just then wee Mary Hawkins comes in.  Seems the Duke is her godfather and she’s staying in the house. He’s found another wealthy, older man to marry her off to and she’s trying to find a way out of it. Claire clutches Mary to her pert bosom which puts the CBCC or Claire Bosom Clutching Count at approximately 30 so far this season.



The Duke sends his guy, galloping off into the night in a sort of Paul Revere/UPS style scenario and he finds Munro and delivers the note.  Claire spots the Duke’s valet’s birthmark and realizes he’s the asshat who raped MaryLe Comte wanted to have Claire killed but Sandy bargained it down to a rape and then Mary got caught in the crossfire.  Oh and by the way, the redcoats are hiding in the woods waiting to capture Jamie, so there’s that to worry about. Munro meets up with Jamie & Murtagh and delivers the note.

Claire’s locked in her room and Mary opens the door, they’re going to escape together but Mary doesn’t want to sneak down and warn Hugh Munro that Jamie’s walking into a trap because she’s gone all Kardashian for a moment and won’t lower herself to talk to a hoboClaire opens the door hidden behind a giant portrait and my 8 year old self flips out because it’s Batgirl and her Secret Room all over again!  Claire makes it to the kitchen but the damn Duke is down there carb loading.  Mary interrupts them and is ordered back to bed.  Instead, she grows a pair, opens the door and tells Hugh it’s a trap. The damn valet catches her, shuts the door and brings her back to the kitchen.  Meme_GoToBed
Jamie suddenly bursts in, the Duke slams his wig on his head (he must be hawt for Jamie too), the valet jams a knife to Claire’s throat and Jamie drops his knife. Murtagh comes in, Jamie disarms the valet, Claire shouts the valet is the bad guy from Paris, the Duke wants to make nice, the valet gives up the Duke as the one who made him attack Claire and Mary, Jamie punches the valet who lands on the floor.  Mary must have grown a GIANT pair, cuz she picks up the knife and stabs the valet to death.  As if that’s not bad enough, Murtagh goes all Lizzie Borden and chops off the Duke’s head and gives it to Mary. Roll credits, The End!

Man oh man, they sure packed a lot into this week’s episode and not for nuthin, unless you were vacationing on the moon, you know, Herself, Diana Gabaldon wrote this episode.  I totally LOVED all the humorous little one liners or bon mots, as the Comte would say, that she threw in. Adventure, hilarity, terror and all the good stuff rolled up into one Gabaldonian enchilada.  I know she’s a busy woman, but I hope she can write another episode next year, cuz she is SO good!  See you next week and till then, Tulach Ard Y’all!


  • Jeanne Shibley
    Posted June 21, 2016 2:11 am 0Likes

    I dearly love your recaps – keep ’em coming! Jeanne

    • Melissa B
      Posted June 21, 2016 2:18 am 0Likes

      Thank you Jeanne, that’s so nice of you to say!!

      • Diane
        Posted June 21, 2016 5:17 am 0Likes

        I like the recaps It helps to take the knots out of my stomach when I can find some humor in it.

        • Melissa B
          Posted June 21, 2016 4:23 pm 0Likes

          Thanks Diane…I have a twisted sense of humor!?

  • Dorothy White Rader
    Posted June 21, 2016 1:35 pm 0Likes

    Your posts are like “sunshine on a cloudy day”! The episodes would not be complete until you comment on them. Thank you!

  • phillygirl1807
    Posted June 22, 2016 2:39 am 0Likes

    Enjoying your recaps of my favorite show. Book reader first, so I know what will happen. But thrilled there will be (at least) two more seasons of shows and, hopefully, your recaps!

  • Connie
    Posted June 22, 2016 5:31 am 0Likes

    Knocked it out of the ballpark again, Melissa. Did you notice that Jamie told Murtagh & Hugh Munro to “wait here” but they immediately did NOT stay poot? Jamie needs to up his game on order giving.

    • Melissa B
      Posted June 22, 2016 3:30 pm 0Likes

      I did not notice that! Jamie’s not the only one with ‘spidey senses’!

  • Norma D
    Posted June 22, 2016 1:38 pm 0Likes

    You’re my favorite mammal, Melissa!

  • Chrissie
    Posted August 11, 2016 9:10 am 0Likes

    Came across your blog whilst searching for some Outlander stuff to get me through Droughtlander. I have just finished binge watching season one on DVD again as I’m also showing it to a few friends who have never seen it.. You gave me a good laugh with your comments and you’ve captured its essence so well. I decided I couldn’t wait for the third series so I’ve just read Voyager and am about to start Drums of Autumn.

    • Melissa B
      Posted August 11, 2016 5:01 pm 0Likes

      I’m so glad you like the blog and good idea to read the books, don’t wait! And not for nuthin, Drums of Autumn is my favorite.??

      • Chrissie
        Posted August 12, 2016 5:59 am 0Likes

        I’m glad I saw the series before reading the books because I can picture very clearly what Jamie and Claire and everyone else looks like. Is it really bad to hate the scenes of poor Jamie in prison being tortured and raped by BJR so much that you fast forward thru them because you can’t bear to watch them again ?

        • Melissa B
          Posted August 12, 2016 8:52 pm 0Likes

          I’ve been reading the books for 20 years, so I still picture the ‘other people’ I’ve been picturing when I re-read the books. #BrainsAreWeird I also hated the torture episodes and wrote a couple blogs about them. Very well done, but I’ll NEVER re-watch.

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